omfg, i did the smartest thing today.
poured white elephant super glue over my hand.
awesome.
for 1 dollar, you get something so effective.
that was going to stick your fingers together for eternity.
great.....
i went to the toilet and scrubbed until my skin almost peeled.
but, the glue is still there. still there.
i cant even freaking bend my fingers -.-
so what do you do when it serves its task so well.
that it's meant to stick anything together for life.
of course, you have to amputate your hand away.
but no.......
i have found a great method!
because everything has a weakness.
the greatest moral of all.....
HAHAHA
and white elephant archilles' heel is nail polish remover.
BUT!
where in the freaking world am i going to find someone with nail polish remover in the office?!
so i have to go home right...
but NO.
because as the fashion magazines say:
acetone harm your nails.
SO, all the nail polish remover at home is ACETONE-FREE.
face it, phyllis, your fingers are stuck together forever.....
and i'm still stuck here with my fingers stuck together
-.- -.- -.-
i need to buy acetone nail polish tonight!!!
ugh.
life rocks like that.
and did i mention,
my pants are permenantly screwed with super glue stain.