HAHAHAHAHA.

barney is a dinosaur
who only has 2 fingers
he is purple and he is
very enormous

to you my very retarded dear,
this is the real version:
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

p.s. i dont think you should be very proud of having a barney post dedicated to you.
HAHAHAHA.

edit: now he thinks his song has educational values cause it teaches kids to count and differentiate colours. LOLLLLLLL.