for everyone's entertainment.
i have proven all of you right!
i am officially a retard.

for anyone who wants a better idea of my awesome adventure yesterday, here it is:

overslept, woke up at 4.30 when my exam is at 5.
rushed down to cab and reached school at 5:05.
oh well, 5 minutes doesnt sound bad at all, right?
wait for it.
so i looked at my paper with all my exam dates venue and seat no.
rushed up to hall2.
told the assistants that my seat number was 702 (when it was 405)
but that doesnt matter at all.
since the last student is NO. 66 in that hall.
FUCK.
but being as frantic as i was,
decided to just seat at any place available.
only to see the paper on the table.
CHEMICAL KINETICS.
FUCK.
so i went into an engineering hall,
sat down and was about to leave.
went back downstairs.
stared at the board and wow, hall1: MNO1001
dont i take that module?
looked for my name on the board and there it was.
WOW. MNO1001.
looks at the book i have prepared for my (i thought) open book exam: FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING.
FUCK.
MNO1001: open book, lectures notes and textbook allowed.
FUCK.
went into the hall more than 10minutes late.
FUCK.
sat down and saw a brand new subject in front of me.
FUCK.
8 essay questions open book.
FUCK.

but you know what's consoling about it?
life just cant get any worse.
i think god is trying to prove me wrong.
cause i said the same thing the day before,
when it all fell apart.
now, this you see here. this is a joke.
cause maybe god CAN prove me wrong,
simply by making today worse than the day before or yesterday.
now, that. would just not be funny anymore.
i hope you found it funny god,
i hope you had fun.